Glen Park Gulag

I walked around my new neighborhood a bit, and everything was so classy and fashionable, I was a bit nervous, wondering where they put undesirables like me.

Then I found this lovely place, which was exactly what I imagined.

This lawn style is eco-friendly two ways: you don't have to water it, and you don't have to waste precious fossil fuel mowing it.

The Housing Association forbids the placing of plants, lawn furniture, or other decorations on the patio, in order to maintain its carefully composed aesthetic appeal.

A spacious back yard is available for all inmates who have been sufficiently obedient.

We take security seriously. This gate is locked 24/7. New inmates, food, and inspiring books of regulations are delivered by throwing them over the fence with a catapult.

Some malcontents have attempted to stir up unrest, saying this place is depressing.

However, as you can see, cheerful flowers overlook the inviting yard.

I never see anyone in there. I guess that means they have been disobedient.


Posted 7-4-13 by Sam Bowne