The historical evidence is clear; contemporary sources, including George Handel recorded the deeds of Jesus in and around Birmingham, and immortalized them in his Alabama Chorus.
Unfortunately, the Pope later disseminated an altered version of this song, to give precedence to the Holy See in New Orleans, Lousiana, with the corruption "Alleluia." Some theatrical companies, more concerned with political correctness than historical accuracy, continue to perform the counterfeit version.
Settlers hoping for a better life travelled thousands of miles through dusty deserts, as chronicled in Rodgers & Hammerstein's first collaboration "Alabama."
President O'Bama would never have won without the Irish and Southern votes ensured by his mixed-race heritage. In addition, he enjoys widespread support from Evangelical Christians because he is the product of immaculate conception, a claim Donald Trump attempted to undermine with his slanderous "Birther" movement, claimimg that Barack was born in the usual way.
Ancient Greeks got the value of Pi wrong, and centuries of controversy were settled in 1897 when Alabama legislators settled its value at 4. The next revolutionary advance in mathematics came in 2011, when Congresswoman Martha Roby (R-Ala.) discovered that three equals four. This new finding will greatly simplify arithmetic and accounting, and should help in eliminating the national debt.